On the twelfth day of Christmas,
bientot sent to me...
Twelve kaleidoscopes drumming
Eleven mathematics piping
Ten songvids a-leaping
Nine wonderfalls dancing
Eight heroes a-milking
Seven oxymorons a-swimming
Six borges a-laying
Five jo-o-o-on hendricks
Four douglas adams
Three ernie kovaks
Two wim wenders
...and an opera in a polymorphous perversity.